- Tiger Woods Topless In Vanity Fair
- Miley Cyrus Gets Her Face And Crotch Creamed
- Rumored Couple Alert: Rihanna and Matt Kemp
- Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson: Spotted, Photographed in England
- Kimberly Shpeley: Marshawn Lynch Ran Me Over
- Kim Raver Joins Cast of Grey’s Anatomy
- True Blood Spoilers: A Boyfriend for Lafayette, A Love Interest for Sookie
- Cast of Celebrity Apprentice Confirmed, Laughable
- Kate Major and Michael Lohan: Actually Dating
- Tiger Woods: Shirtless in Vanity Fair
Tiger Woods Topless In Vanity Fair
The new issue of Vanity Fair will feature a topless Tiger Woods trying to do his best impression of a black man (lifting weights while wearing a skullcap).
I always just assumed Tiger Woods was getting all these women because he was rich and famous, but boy was I wrong. Tiger has some major sex appeal. There is not a woman alive who does not get extremely turned on at the sight of hairy purple nipples. I mean look at those things. They look like a black lamb’s asshole. How erotic is that?
All you women who have viewed this photo of Tiger Woods, and feel an overwhelming urge to pleasure yourselves furiously please leave our website. This is an Allah fearing Muslim site, and we don’t want any disgusting feminine orgasms mocking it up!
Miley Cyrus Gets Her Face And Crotch Creamed
Miley Cyrus got her face and crotch creamed while onstage in the UK the other day. It is probably not the first time and definitely not the last Miley takes a load of cream.
In an apparent “prank” Miley’s backup dancer (who looks like he is no stranger to taking cream himself) gets covered in cream. He then proceeds to shoot it on Miley hitting her crotch and face. Of course Miley being the pious Christian that she is starts grinding her crotch into the dancer covering it with even more cream.
Here is the video of the incident. Miley’s voice is so horrendous that, unless you are deaf, you will probably want to fast forward to the 1:45 mark.
One can not help but wonder if this is life imitating art. In a recent South Park episode titled “The Ring” the Jonas Brothers are depicted shooting their female fans in the face with hot white foam from long hoses. Here is the clip.
You be the judge. Is Disney really hell bent on selling sex to minors?
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Rumored Couple Alert: Rihanna and Matt Kemp
Rihanna was hit by her boyfriend in 2009. Matt Kemp hit 26 home runs for the Los Angeles Dodgers. According to recent rumors, they’re hitting it off together!
A new report says RiRi rang in the New Year in Dubai with her new beau, who is more than ready and willing to help her shed her troubled relationship past.
Hollywood Life cites a source who says Matt Kemp followed Rihanna to Abu Dhabi for a gig in the United Arab Emirates. There, they were seen getting cozy.
“Rihanna and Matt are starting to get serious – he even followed her to Dubai for New Year’s,” an insider said. “Rihanna likes him because he’s a gentleman.”
“And very sexy too!”
Is Matt Kemp circling the bases with Rihanna?
A sexy gentleman he may be, but we can tell you for a fact they were not in Dubai on New Year’s Eve. This is because we know exactly where Rihanna was:
Times Square. On live television, performing with Jay-Z.
Not very good intel from this “source,” if Rihanna was seen in the most visible spot on the planet. Unless we’re supposed to believe they are in Dubai now.
We’re gonna go with a resounding no on whether we buy this. But hey, it makes for fun Rihanna gossip when she’s linked to a random pro athlete every so often.
Right, Rashard Lewis?
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Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson: Spotted, Photographed in England
There’s been a Robsten sighting.
And if pictures speak louder than words, it’s more of a confirmation that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are dating than any quote uttered by anyone over the last few months.
After all, why else would the co-stars be seen together over the weekend on the Isle of Wight, an island located in the English Channel about five miles off the south coast of England? There’s certainly no New Moon press tour going on at the moment.
But one young fan didn’t just spot the rumored couple there; she snapped photos with each gorgeous star! See below:
This girl is excited to be photographed with two of her favorite stars. The Internet community is excited for proof that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are a couple!
While the love birds appear happy (and hooded) in the shots above, they’ll soon be saying their goodbyes.
Stewart is scheduled to appear at the Sundance Film Festival for a few days to promote The Runaways; while Pattinson has already started has talk show rounds to make in anticipation of Remember Me.
Fortunately, Twilight Saga fans know they needn’t wait long to see this pair together again on screen: Eclipse hits theaters on June 30.
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Kimberly Shpeley: Marshawn Lynch Ran Me Over
Marshawn Lynch takes many hits as a running back for the Buffalo Bills. But it’s an alleged hit he doled out – with his car – that’s landed the NFL star in hot water.
The troubled athlete is being sued by Kimberly Shpeley, a woman who claims he ran her over during an alleged drunken hit-and-run incident back in 2008.
In the lawsuit, filed in Erie County Court, Shpeley claims Lynch was drunk when he got behind the wheel of his Porsche Cayenne in Buffalo late one night.
She says he struck her as she was attempting to cross the street. The 23-year-old ended up joining our celebrity mug shots gallery, as you can see …
Marshawn Lynch is being sued over an alleged hit-and-run.
Marshawn Lynch was investigated for the incident, but ultimately reached a deal with prosecutors that kept him out of jail and eligible for football season.
Whether that ended up being good for the Bills or fantasy owners is subject to interpretation, of course. Dude sucked this year and Buffalo went 6-10.
The only criminal charge Fred Jackson’s backup pleaded guilty to was “failure to exercise due care toward a pedestrian.” He had to pay a $100 fine.
We’re guessing Kimberly Shpeley is seeking slightly more in damages for the “severe personal injuries” she says she suffered as a result of his actions.
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Kim Raver Joins Cast of Grey’s Anatomy
The Grey’s Anatomy cast just keeps getting bigger.
With today’s news that Kim Raver, a.k.a. Dr. Teddy Altman, has been promoted to a full-time star, the ABC medical drama now boasts 14 series regulars.
What does Kim’s signing mean for Katherine Heigl’s long-term status at Seattle Grace? And what about Cristina (Sandra Oh) and Owen (Kevin McKidd)?
Katherine has already missed numerous episodes this season, both for shooting movies and maternity leave. But she remains under contract … for now.
Kim Raver is picking up Katherine Heigl’s Grey’s Anatomy slack.
On the romance front, Kevin (Owen) and Sandra (Cristina) are shooting romantic scenes together for new episodes, so Kim might be the odd girl out.
She’ll be a force to be reckoned with on the show in general, though. Raver will appear in all but one of the 12 episodes left in the current sixth season.
This season has been a transitional one at Grey’s Anatomy, with Katherine Heigl and Ellen Pompeo missing huge chunks of time and T.R. Knight gone.
At the same time, new characters have been introduced that have helped fill the void and turn the long-running show into more of an ensemble effort.
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True Blood Spoilers: A Boyfriend for Lafayette, A Love Interest for Sookie
Warning: if you don’t watch the HBO show True Blood, you might wanna go check out Tiger Woods’ shirtless Vanity Fair cover. This post isn’t for you.
Second warning: if you don’t watch the HBO show True Blood, something might be seriously wrong with you. It’s awesome!!!
While the drama doesn’t return for a third season until this summer, its casting director has been hard at work. The series has added new names to its cast over the last month; and, of even more interest to viewers, major new characters.
First, Joe Manganiello is coming on board as Alcide. He’s a werewolf that’s expected to turn the Sookie/Eric/Bill love triangle into a four-sided shape of some kind. Perhaps a rhombus.
Earlier today, meanwhile, Kevin Alejandro was announced for the role of Jesus. The actor, best known for a recurring role on Southland, will get involved with everyone’s favorite blood-selling homosexual, Lafayette.
Other season three additions include: Denis O’Hare, Marshall Allman, Theo Alexander, Grant Bowler, and Lindsay Pulsipher. For the latest True Blood spoilers, visit our friends at TV Fanatic.
To catch up on this thrill ride of a series, visit your Netflix queue.
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Cast of Celebrity Apprentice Confirmed, Laughable
It’s pathetic, but true: Rod Blagojevich really is among the cast members on this season of Celebrity Apprentice.
Isn’t it nice to see NBC rewarding a crooked politician? What’s next, Tom DeLay on Dancing with the Stars? Oh, wait. That already happened.
Earlier today, Donald Trump confirmed the cast of the upcoming reality competition, which kicks off on March 14. It will be a battle of the sexes, with the women’s team comprised of:
Sharon Osbourne, Cyndi Lauper, Holly Robinson Peete, Selita Ebanks, Carol Leifer, Maria Kanellis, and Summer Sanders. They’ll take on this group of washed of male celebrities:
Blagojevich, Bret Michaels, Darryl Strawberry, Sinbad, Goldberg, Michael Johnson, and Curtis Stone.
You won’t believe this, but Trump thinks the season will be the best of all-time. In a statement, he said:
“This season of Celebrity Apprentice is going to be fantastic. The list of celebrities we have this season is outstanding and the show will really resonate with our core viewers and fans. I expect this season of Celebrity Apprentice to be the best one yet.”
Will you tune in for Celebrity Apprentice?
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Kate Major and Michael Lohan: Actually Dating
Just so everyone’s clear on the progression of events here:
- Michael Lohan has a bro-mance with Jon Gosselin, who he offers to “rep” for appearances on The Insider, and secretly records all phone calls with.
- Michael plays matchmaker, introducing Jon to Kate Major, a reporter for Star.
- Kate quits her job to be with the newly-single Jon, who quickly dumps her.
- Michael and Kate both testify against Jon in TLC’s lawsuit against him.
- Michael Lohan and Kate Major get matching tattoos and begin dating!
An inevitable couple made in fame whoring heaven.
If you’re baffled as to how anyone could date Michael Lohan, we’re with you. Although this girl quit her job to be with freaking Jon Gosselin. This is kind of a lateral move.
According to Radar Online, the two left no doubt they’re a couple during an excursion on Long Island. You can read the article here if you’re interested in the gory details.
We suggest you wear a cup, Kate. We’re just saying.
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Tiger Woods: Shirtless in Vanity Fair
The Tiger Woods scandal continues to fascinate, even with little or no new details surfacing in weeks. See this month’s shirtless Tiger Woods Vanity Fair cover.
We suppose, given that this was one of the most shocking celebrity scandals of the decade – nay, the millennium – it may fuel celebrity gossip for some time.
In addition to “raw” and “never-before-seen” photos by Annie Liebovitz (taken before the scandal), Vanity Fair features a essay by sportswriter Buzz Bissinger.
The Friday Night Lights author reflects on a fall from grace unlike any before in American sports. Anything new? Not really. Compelling writing? Absolutely.
Hey, he may be in seclusion somewhere (Arizona, Florida, NYC’s Trump Tower, etc.), but who needs new stories when they can ogle Tiger Woods shirtless.
Of the Vanity Fair cover photo, Liebovitz says she captured the “intensely competitive athlete” in what turned out to be a state of “prophetic isolation”…
Tiger Woods, shirtless, pumps iron in a photo taken before his sex scandal erupted. Nowadays he is better known for pumping mistresses. Sorry. It’s a slow news day.
How the mightiest of athletes has fallen in the past month. Of the 33-year-old golfer’s incredible demise, at least in the world of public opinion, Bissinger writes:
“In the end it was the age-old clash of image versus reality. [Tiger Woods] deluded himself into thinking he could be something that he wasn’t: untouchable.”
“The greatest feat of his career is that he managed to get away with it for so long in public, the bionic man instead of the human one who hit a fire hydrant.”
That’s hard to argue with.
Although if he convinces Elin Woods to stay married to him when the scandalous dust finally settles, that would arguably rank #2. Or a close #3 behind his 14 majors.
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